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MainStage - Friday 5/5/2017 - Sunday 5/21/2017
A happy go lucky view of small town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch, known since the 1850's as one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators, mayors, and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss Mona's cozy bordello until that puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution. This boot-stomping portrait of small-town vice is uplifting and hilarious.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas - The Musical
Directed by - Dan Blackley
Marc Marger
- Music Director
Jenn Quader
- Choreographer
Producers - Tom Scott & Beverly Blake


""A font of fun and friendliness, engagingly rich in regional nostalgia and spiced with delicate bawdry. The country and western score is a delight."
— Time


"Humorous and good natured."
— New York Post


"Utterly charming, lively and genial."
— The New York Daily News


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Ticket prices $41  Cabaret Table $51